Well blow me down, from nowhere came Arthur ‘he looks a bit like Mick Shipman’ Johnson to win the Bootle Containers Movember Best Mustache prize 2013. And in what style!
Before we get to the list of runners and riders lets take a look at Authurs winning tache.
First of all it’s acknowledged that Authur who bares more than a resemblance to Mick Shipman has ruggish good looks and smooth baby like skin, and it’s felt by senior management here that the ladies at Bootle Containers edged him to this years prize because of this.
Fair? Les Richards doesn’t think so and the word is he is not a happy bunny right now having spent hundreds of pounds in a mustache growing farm in The Lakes and is contemplating not paying out the rumoured £50 winning prize because he thinks its a fix between Authur and his army of female admirers here at Bootle Container Towers.
OK, so on with the other runners and riders. We have made up a few other titles just to keep certain people happy and here they are:
Mustache Most Like a Film Star – Winner Les Richards.
Worst Kept Mustache – Winner Paul ‘Tomo to his mates’ Thompson.
Most Threadbare Mustache – Winner Alan Mawdsley.
But Movember is all about creating awareness and lets be honest, making as much money as possible, so really the real winner should be (drum roll) Mr. Steve ‘the names’ Bond who raised so much money he is currently being lined up to run the next Live Aid Concert in place of S’Bob. Well done Bondy, your a top man!
OK so with Movember 2013 over, hats off to everyone who took part and helped raise awareness and money for such a great cause. Shame on those that didn’t though ;)….you know who you are!