With the end of Movember nearly here our almighty leader Les Richards has been shoved off #1 position by one of our Rockstar Workshop Supervisors, none other than Stephen ‘the names’ Bond!
Have a look at what Stephen has done here and you can’t fail to agree that he’s got the job done, sure it’s orange but below we go into the reason for this and why ultimately he is now odds on favourite to win the Bootle Containers Movember 2013 competition.
We asked Stephen (Bondy to his mates) how he managed to go from such a clean shaven happy chappy to a work hard bearded machine in a few weeks and below he gave us an insight;
- Each day wash his face in pure carrot juice, this explains the orange colour. Bondy would peel 21 fresh carrots the night before and leave to soak overnight. In the morning he would take the carrot juice, heat up and wash his face.
- Just before going to work each morning he would re-act the scene “Are you talking to me” from Taxi Driver. This gets Stephen really worked up and his blood vessels start to pop. The beard then grows strength and grows even more. (Genius this Bondy!!)
- At work, while no one is looking and while the other guys are hard at work Stephen would sneak off to the bathroom and gently massage his face. (there was an incident in week two when he had to drag Alan Mawdsley out because Stephen like his privacy so much.
We haven’t heard much from Paul, Alan or even Dave Waring re Movember and have to say that we are disappointed, so c’mon lads, get your act together!
Video thanks to Taxi Driver 1976 and Mr. Rober De Nero – great work guys!